dyaryo

Have you tried sneezing in front of the newspaper you're reading.
A friend of mine did.
Naawa ako sa newspaper; my heart mealts down from that guy's nose beating.
That damned paper has made its way to him to be read; putting it to circulation means a lot to anyone who made it lest make it a sneezing net.

Story - mairap gumawa ng istorya totoo man or hindi, kapani-paniwala or nakakakot. Iba ka istorya, ginagawa mo ang lahat para magkabuhay ang pahina sa newspaper ko.

Writer - you wake up to write, eat to write, you work to write, you run to write, you sleep to write. and then, you pray hard that your writing will be publish and "voila" it did. And then this happen, the slime got into the contents of your story. I am really sorry.

Photographer - a click here, a click there; picture here, picture there. just one click and there goes that one image that makes a lot of story. This is your moment, the moment all of the people are wondering why that slime got to that image.

Proof reader/editor - nakakapagod pero nakakatuwa linisin ang ipa-publish na istorya; you correct phrase here, you adjust sentence there and you design paragraph structure everywhere. Your effort is always underrated kase di ka nakikita sa author name line and then all of the sudden malalaman mo nadumihan ung edited page mo dahil sa sisipuning mambabasa. Tama ka you should have work in TV instead.

Publisher - yung lahat ng pawis mo invested sa newspaper mo. ginamit mo lahat ng utak at pera mo para itayu ito at isang sipon lang ang sisira nang pinag hirapan mo. bumangon ka at magtayu ng water refilling station. Tubong tubig ang kikitain mo rito.


Berto: Pero kait na anu sabiin nila at i-blame kait na sinu ang lupeet pa rin ng feeling pag pinatong mo un newspaper sa lamesa mo at gawing patungan ng beer, brandy, tequila, mani at barbeque.


You may sneeze now. Thank you.