change kase the conversation

I am lucky today.
Bakit?
I almost win the lottery.
Ha?
Yeah, you heard me right, I almost win...
Then it's not luck kase "almost" lang.
But you have to start at somewhere.

I got angry at you today.
Bakit?
I almost believe you win the lottery.
Ha?
Yeah, you heard me right, I almost believe.
Then it's not angry kase "almost" lang.
But you have to start from somewhere.

"ewan ko sayu!"
"Hmmmp. ewan ko rin sayu!!!"

That's the last time Batman and Robin talked to each other.
They never fight together again.
Tuwang tuwa si Joker.