Quotes from Techy guy

We were having dinner, just the three of us, Techy guy, angelina and me...

I couldn't help but wonder how come techy guy was so enamored by this woman he recently met

Well, its hard to see from his movements if he is really beholden to this girl but read out between the lines what he is saying:

* alam mo pag magkasama kami tumitigil ang mundo ko (baka naman nasa cr ka at irap ka umiri)

* ayaw ko kase mawala ka (baka indi pa sya nag babayad ng utang sau)

*di pa ba importante na andito ako sau (dude me trabaho sya wag ka istorbo)

*ikaw lang ang napapasaya sa akin ( free jokes)

*sana lahat ng tama ay tama na lang, sana lahat ng mali ay mali na lang (tumpak berto)

* lam ko pag me problema ako andyan ka palagi ('dre ok lang nursing kaya natapos niya)

*pag smile ako,smile din sya (baliw?)

Take your pick, piso piso lang...

1st Periodical Exam

According to my high school principal:
Fill end the blanks(Kumpletuhin ang mga salita):
1. pag ang porma ko eh naka short sleeved with tight pants and leather shoes, ako ay si _ _ _ sotto
2. pag ang porma ko eh naka long sleeved tucked in with loosed pants and leather shoes ako ay si _ _ _ _ sen sotto
3. at pag ako ay naka loose collar shirts with white rubber shoes and semi-loose pants, ako ay si _ _ _ boy sotto

According to my P.E. teacher:
True or False or Both
1. Pwide ka mag swimming kait walang tubig: ______
2. Ang Tumbang preso ay nilaro sa olympics nung 1954: _____
3. Masarap kumain kait busog, at mas masarap kumain pag busog: ______

According to my Practical arts teacher:
Enumeration
1. Please mention 5 instances na nalasing ka at nakalimutan mo ang sarili mo
2. Ilang kape ang pwideng gawin sa isang araw. Reduce your answers to 25
3. How many senses does this writer have. Enumerate all and draw with smiley.

KONTRAPELO

How would you know ang isang taong kakilala mo ay iyong kontrapelo?

Here are some hints:

Pag umoorder ka sa restaurant ng pizza eh ang gusto niya ay tapa with egg

Pag sinabi mong peborit mo si superman pero ang gustong gusto niya ay si aquaman (sinu un?)

Kait nagpapatawa ka pero deadma sya, ito ay isang kontrapelo

Pag gusto mu manood ng comedy sa sinehan at bumili sya ng ticket sa horror show,patay ka na ito ay isang...

At Pag kumontra ka dail sa tingin mo hindi ako magandang lalaki sau, ikaw ay isang certified na k-o-n-t-r-a-p-e-l-o

A-M-A-T-E-U-R

Said by Techy guy a lot of times.

He refers to anyone who made an incredible mistake in their lives.

It's really a general term for him.

Kait anu basta sa tingin niya the person is such a dumb ass, ang tawag niya duon ay A-M-A-T-E-U-R

Kaya ikaw malamang pag nakita mo sya sabihan ka rin niyang ganyan pag di maayos araw niya.

Syanga pala he plays in an amateur league....bangko nga ata sya one time i watched it.

Amateur nga.

"Berto ang pulutan luto na?...."

Heroes

i had to save the floor,

a bottle of catsup is sliding and dropping down fast and the only way to save it from breaking is

to lean the foot upfront...

Bang!!! it hit me and it hurts...ouchhh...

but i have to do it, i don't want to mess the kitchen hall and make a big fuss early in the morning...

Joeben: Berto lika nga sandali,kunin mo un johnie walker at tutunggain ko, sakit sa paa eh

Berto: sir wag kayung sumigaw tulog pa mga tao rito, yan mag napoleon kayu....

Save the catsup, save the world....

Time

Everyone needs time to heal each other wounds.

That's a fact and it's a given.

Whatever happen, whatever situation we are in right now let time makes the healing...

Taas ang bote and cheers: "to the wounds that never heals"